| What the Job Post Says |
What it Really Means |
| Standard work hours are 40-50 hours a week |
We expect developers to live in their tiny tiny cubes 24-7
我们希望程序员7*24小时工作在自己的小隔间里面
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| This is a support position |
We don’t allow our developers to have a life outside of work
我们不希望员工有工作之外的生活
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| You will work closely with the PM, DBA and QA |
Our environment is highly political, riddled with ridiculous rules
made by people who don’t understand software, and we get very little
done
我们的环境是高政治的，由很多不懂软件的人制定了很多荒谬的制度。我们还有很多没有达标。
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| This position involves working with our real-time application |
I don’t know what real-time means but it sounds good |
| Great opportunity for growth |
Only a desperate person would deal with this shit
只有绝望的人才会做这种狗屎的工作。
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| Job candidate must be resourceful, responsible and able to work well
under pressure. |
Our corporate culture is basically the ‘Lord of the Flies
我们的管理方式就是“蚁王和工蚁”的方式。
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