At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guess of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with a word "kiss" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said:"Your wife must love you very much. I see her send you a 'kiss' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained:"You don't know my wife. The 'kiss' she gives me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid'".